it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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