"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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