addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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