I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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