you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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