We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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