Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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