Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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