belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
As shirtless as possible
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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