Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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