Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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