why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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