i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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