I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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