I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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