Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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