My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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