so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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