Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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