The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
