Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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