put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Tornado booty call.. dedication
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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