Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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