But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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