i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I will die if light touches me.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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