So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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