I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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