I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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