its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
