I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I will pee on everything he values.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Did you pee in the oven last night??
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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