So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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