quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He? As in you personified your dick?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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