we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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