Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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