Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
there was a trapeze. enough said
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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