i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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