I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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