My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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