I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
She has the best kind of daddy issues
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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