Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
this is an emotional support booty call
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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