How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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