There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Randomize
