Umm I'm too high to move.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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