what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize