Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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