I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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