If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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