whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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