Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
