I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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