Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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