I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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