p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Did I show you my penis last night?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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